Once upon a time, there was a benevolent Pikachu named Pika. He liked to avoid digressions and keep his time devoted to helping the less fortunate. His master, Brieanna, was very proud of him. One day, Team Rocket came to visit and Brieanna yelled for Pika to come fight by her side. Well, Pika was too busy handing out raiment for homeless people to hear her. Team Rocket’s Pokémon beat her into a daze.

       Brieanna lay twitching on the ground, and at nightfall, Pika came looking for her. “Mommy!” he gasped, “What happened to you?!?!” Brieanna glared at Pika, and made a few derogatory statements towards him. Pika sat down and started to cry. Brieanna winced at her candor, and sat next to her altruistic Pikachu and held him as he cried.

       He made a vow that night never to do volunteer work. He grew an animosity towards all those that did it. He started eating more and was soon a glutton. He thought everyone who did volunteer work was hypocritical. Brieanna was worried about his proximity to madness, so she had him put down.